I Dyed My Knickers Pink (By Marian Clarke)

I Dyed My Knickers Pink

I dyed my knickers pink
In the washing machine
It could have been worse
They might have turned green
I never thought of putting
A colour catcher in
Along with the pink sheets
Together in a spin
And now my lovely drawers
That were so snowy white
Have turned a dusky pink
And they look a real sight
This awful dreary shade
Won’t make the boys wink
I’ll have to use some Vanish
And steep them in the sink
God be with the days
With no washing machine
When I used to boil my drawers
To keep them squeaky clean.

Marian Clarke
08.04.2020

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